Why am I telling you this story, you ask? Because Kawasaki has an all-new stand-up Jet Ski model, and even I think it'd be a bad idea to hand me the keys to it. Seriously, I'd probably die.

The typical consumer can choose from five models ... Simply drive your Jet Ski into the boat, and it locks itself into place. It's compatible with most Yamaha, Sea-Doo, and Kawasaki personal ...