Take a Red Kangaroo, double its size, replace its paws with grappling hooks, give it bizarre feet each with a single hoof-like claw, then allow it to run at super-high speed face-first into a wall.
"While doing so the officers managed to sneak up behind her and grab her tail," police said, but not before it reportedly bopped one officer in the face. Despite that, police say the kangaroo ...