Let's face it; Darth Vader is a thousand times cooler than Luke Skywalker. The hero might get the girl, but in the case of Star Wars, it's his sister. Vader, though, controls the Death Star ...
I thought, 'I can't figure out what it is.' And I realized that Vader had punched me so much in the face that my beard stunk from his gloves, and I had to get up at three o'clock in the morning ...