In Charles Dickens’s 1843 story A Christmas Carol, Ebenezer Scrooge exclaims “Bah ... scale—a humbug any way you slice it. The only way Scrooge doesn’t use the word humbug is in ...

Bah! Humbug! score: Five. (Quick aside. Had to do extensive research on whether Bah! Humbug! is one word or two or hyphenated. You know what, just for that, giving myself a Bah! Humbug!